Sunday, December 30, 2007

Atlas, Schmatlas


I'm guessing most of you are much like myself, and have little previous knowledge of some of the worlds smaller, lesser known countries like Sierra Leone, The Gambia, Togo, Chad, Nagorno-Karabakh, Qatar, and Tuvalu just to name a few. To the rescue, well sort of, is a book (which I also got for Christmas) called "Atlas, Schmatlas". The book is self described as "an absolutely silly, yet oddly informative and comprehensive atlas of the world". To illustrate, here are a couple of the "facts" listed about the countries:

Djibouti - "Adam Ant's mum was Paul McCartney's cleaner. That's got nothing to do with Djibouti, but its pretty interesting nonetheless".


Or Wake Island - "Wake Island is actually three small atolls very close together that have been annexed by the U.S. since 1899. Not much has gone on there because of the wake. No records are available detailing who died exactly, but the wake's been going on for ages, and no one dares ask because the widow still keeps making lovely sandwiches and there's plenty of whiskey".

The "illustrations" also supply a lot of laughs, but parents, be warned, this is not a book to buy for the kids. We'll I guess you could, but you would have a lot of explaining to do... All the grown ups can check it out here:


Atlas, Schmatlas

I can't say I learned a whole lot from reading this book, but it did provide sufficient comedy to redeem itself. And I guess I liked it enough to blog about it.
- Chris

Thursday, December 27, 2007

Pakistan Prime Minister Assasinated


Just days before parliamentary polls in Pakistan, leading prime ministerial contender and anti-terrorism crusader Benazir Bhutto was shot dead during an election rally in the garrison city of Rawalpindi, near Islamabad. "She has been martyred," said party official Rehman Malik. The Associated Press, citing Malik, reported that Bhutto was shot in the neck and the chest before the gunman blew himself up.

Bhutto was the first woman elected to lead a Muslim state. She was twice elected as Prime Minister of Pakistan.

LINK TO TIME ARTICLE

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I read somewhere that Gary Larson was not happy about people posting his work on blogs and websites. Sorry Gary! (I'm guessing its more his lawyer thats having hard time with it)

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

INFLUENCES! - David Bowie

David Bowie - Oh! You Pretty Things

David Bowie or... David Robert Jones (real name) is one of the most groundbreaking and inventive characters in rock n' roll. He has maintained an exciting and relevant career for over five decades! "Ziggy Stardust - And The Spiders from Mars" and "Honky Dory" are brilliant albums. There are several good collections out there as well.

*"Velvet Goldmine" is a great song/single not found on a Bowie album (it can be found on one of the Bowie collections) worth downloading or buying on I-tunes

This is a never aired version of "Oh! You Pretty Things" (off the album Honky Dory)

~PAGAN XMAS~


(FROM eSSORTMENT.com)

No one knows what day Jesus Christ was born on. From the biblical description, most historians believe that his birth probably occurred in September, approximately six months after Passover. One thing they agree on is that it is very unlikely that Jesus was born in December, since the bible records shepherds tending their sheep in the fields on that night. This is quite unlikely to have happened during a cold Judean winter. So why do we celebrate Christ’s birthday as Christmas, on December the 25th?
The answer lies in the pagan origins of Christmas. In ancient Babylon, the feast of the Son of Isis (Goddess of Nature) was celebrated on December 25. Raucous partying, gluttonous eating and drinking, and gift-giving were traditions of this feast.
In Rome, the Winter Solstice was celebrated many years before the birth of Christ. The Romans called their winter holiday Saturnalia, honoring Saturn, the God of Agriculture. In January, they observed the Kalends of January, which represented the triumph of life over death. This whole season was called Dies Natalis Invicti Solis, the Birthday of the Unconquered Sun. The festival season was marked by much merrymaking. It is in ancient Rome that the tradition of the Mummers was born. The Mummers were groups of costumed singers and dancers who traveled from house to house entertaining their neighbors. From this, the Christmas tradition of caroling was born.
In northern Europe, many other traditions that we now consider part of Christian worship were begun long before the participants had ever heard of Christ. The pagans of northern Europe celebrated the their own winter solstice, known as Yule. Yule was symbolic of the pagan Sun God, Mithras, being born, and was observed on the shortest day of the year. As the Sun God grew and matured, the days became longer and warmer. It was customary to light a candle to encourage Mithras, and the sun, to reappear next year.
Huge Yule logs were burned in honor of the sun. The word Yule itself means “wheel,” the wheel being a pagan symbol for the sun. Mistletoe was considered a sacred plant, and the custom of kissing under the mistletoe began as a fertility ritual. Hollyberries were thought to be a food of the gods.
The tree is the one symbol that unites almost all the northern European winter solstices. Live evergreen trees were often brought into homes during the harsh winters as a reminder to inhabitants that soon their crops would grow again. Evergreen boughs were sometimes carried as totems of good luck and were often present at weddings, representing fertility. The Druids used the tree as a religious symbol, holding their sacred ceremonies while surrounding and worshipping huge trees.
In 350, Pope Julius I declared that Christ’s birth would be celebrated on December 25. There is little doubt that he was trying to make it as painless as possible for pagan Romans (who remained a majority at that time) to convert to Christianity. The new religion went down a bit easier, knowing that their feasts would not be taken away from them.
Christmas (Christ-Mass) as we know it today, most historians agree, began in Germany, though Catholics and Lutherans still disagree about which church celebrated it first. The earliest record of an evergreen being decorated in a Christian celebration was in 1521 in the Alsace region of Germany. A prominent Lutheran minister of the day cried blasphemy: “Better that they should look to the true tree of life, Christ.”
The controversy continues even today in some fundamentalist sects.

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

"If You Want Me to Stay" - Sly and the Family Stone

One of the funkiest bass lines out there, and probably one of my favorite songs of all time. Here is a clip from from a live performance back in the 70's. - Chris








World War III?

For Christmas I received a great book called "100 Things You're Not Supposed to Know". Im only 9 pages in, but sense I'm a sucker for "the untold story", I thought i'd share with you something I learned....

On January 25, 1995 World War III was a lot closer to happening then you might have thought. Norway and the United States had launched a research rocket for charting the Arctic from a Norwegian island. And as they always do, Norway had alerted Russia in advance about the firing. However, somehow the message never made its way to the right people (coffee break perhaps? or maybe even a Vodka break?). So in the middle of the night, Russian radar detected what looked like a nuclear missile launched toward Moscow from a US submarine. President Boris Yeltsin was woken up, given the news, and for the first time ever (or so we hope), activated the infamous black suitcase that contains the codes for launching nuclear missiles. Luckily as he was conferring with his advisors about which bombs to use and where to point them, the radar showed the missile was headed out to sea... Talk about a close call.

Merry Christmas - Chris

Friday, December 21, 2007

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Thursday, December 20, 2007

Trash the size of Texas?


I recently got turned onto a news story about all the trash collecting at sea. And it was rather appalling. Apparently, there are about five areas out in the middle of the ocean where all the plastic bottles, bags and the crap you toss in the storm drain end up. In some spots, they cover an area the size of Texas! So why doesn't someone clean it up you ask? The problem is that it falls in International Waters and nobody wants to take responsibility for cleaning it up. Check out this podcast from NPR to hear more about it.

NPR / Podcast



Oh, and listen to the next report on the podcast about the country of Nauru (a tiny island near New Zealand that once was the money laundering and terrorist haven of the world, where anything goes). Amazing story! - Chris

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

JUNO

Go see this movie! Good performances, touching story without being too sappy. Funny moments, great cast. Blah blah blah... Rob
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TREE MAN (this may be disturbing to some viewers)

Reading is good for you

If you have the time I recommend this book! Chuck Klosterman has a way with ideas and contemplations that will make you laugh and philosophize the state of the social world. The Esquire articles at the end are especially good. Rob

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Lemon Sun T-shirt

Available at shows along with LS vintage clothes and some other designs...

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Thanks to TANK FARM clothing for hooking us up with these!!!

Battle at Kruger

This is a video taken by some people on a Safari. It is quite long but worth full viewing...



AND THE REMIXED VERSION!....

Monday, December 17, 2007

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By Gary Larson

INFLUENCES! - The Kinks

The Kinks - Dead End Street

For an introduction to The Kinks there are some great Kinks collections out there. Other albums to look out for... "Something Else...", "Village Green Preservation Society", "Face to Face" (Contains this song), and "Arthur (Or The Decline of The British Empire)"



Every week we will be posting a new influence with video clip. Hopefully you will discover some new music, reacquaint yourself with old music, and have a laugh at some of the videos we discover. Feel free to posts links of other great vids you find of these artists!

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I'm Not There (and neither should you be)

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Despite being visually captivating and containing some decent performances (namely Cate Blanchett and Christian Bale - basically ends there), "I'm Not There" is a jimble jamble, all over the place mess. There is hardly a thread tying each tangent it meanders through. Don't waste your money in the theatres. Its worth seeing but definitely wait to rent it. The Dylan original stuff, of course, sounds fantastic but some of the covers by the actors are appalling. Highlight - My Morning Jacket makes a great cameo to save the Richard Gere fiasco!

Robert Kolar

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Rosewood Thieves

Just saw The Rosewood Thieves at Silverlake Lounge! Great show. Here's a video you can check out...

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Dali @ LACMA!

Just recently saw Dali exhibit! If you're in LA over the next few months it is worth seeing, though a bit pricey. Rob

Check out The Morning Benders...

This Friday @ Club Underground!

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Funny

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By Gary Larson

Club Underground gig

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We just confirmed Jan. 25th @ The Echo. CLUB UNDERGROUND. 18+

Mix Master Dave

Dave Schiffman is mixing our new tunes so they should be listenable soon. Hopefully he will take our slop and turn it into something audible.